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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
flameo-hotman
weaselle

My perfect mashed potatoes

The secret is in the water; literally, it’s IN the water.

See, when you boil potatoes, a lot of special starches and sugars and stuff leeches out into the water. When you drain the water before mashing them, you throw away a lot of good stuff, which is a big part of what makes mashed potatoes “dry” and bland, even when you add large amounts of cream and butter and things.

So don’t throw out any water.

Here’s how you do that:

First, cut your potatoes into smaller cubes than you probably do. (I’ve left the skins on for flavor and also, that’s where a lot of a potato’s nutrients are, like protien and iron and vitamins B and C, just to name a few)

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The reason for cutting them smaller (besides avoiding giant peices of skin) is so that there is less space in the pot between each peice for water to fill, so you use less water to cook them. That’s important because you won’t be draining any water, so you can’t afford to have too much water! For the same reason, just barely cover them with water when they go on the stove.

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But! Before you do that, put the pot on the stove with some butter, garlic, and seasonings; let the butter start to sizxle just a little then put most of a single layer of potatoes in the pan and let the brown and sear. Turn them, brown them on all sides, get ‘em fairly dark (I forgot to get a pic here because I was worried I’d burn the butter).

Ready? now throw the rest of the potatoes in right on top, and add your water, give them a stir. This way, you’re boiling in some of that lovely fried potato/french fry flavor.

Okay, so, as they cook, you may need to add a little water, not too much! ideally the very highest piece of potato will be poking just above the surface. Now, when your potatoes are really really soft, mash them directly into the water. Just pull them off the stove, leave all the water in, and start mashing. Trust me. At first you’ll think there’s too much water. If you get them mashed and they ARE a little too liquidy, just put ‘em back on the stove. You’ll have to stir often or constantly, but they will steam off additional water without losing any good stuff.

Now add some salt, and taste. Right?! And you haven’t even put in any cream or cheese or anything yet.

Speaking of which, you can use like, a third of the amount of butter or cream or anything, and they will still taste better than usual. So they taste better AND they are higher in nutrients AND lower in fats and salts! That’s a lot of win — enjoy your potatoes!

Fuck Columbus! Indigenous Rights! And happy Thanksgiving!

weaselle

lol this got on the tumblr radar again, got like another thousand notes in the last little while... all the stuff I write and make, all the time I invested getting out of my 20+ year restaurant career, and this is what tumblr likes from me lmao

petermorwood

Must try this...

dovewithscales
dovewithscales:
“masshysterisminanothersituation:
“ black-geek-supremacy:
“ strongorcbutch:
“ kropotkindersurprise:
“July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease....
kropotkindersurprise

July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease. [video]

strongorcbutch

She threw him so hard he bounced! Damn this is satisfying to watch on a loop.

black-geek-supremacy

That’s fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

masshysterisminanothersituation

i like how this is the first time i’ve seen “deplatform” used in the most LITERAL sense

dovewithscales

Reblog to encouraging deplatforming more homophobes.

annabelle--cane
scary-ivy

Between the "Jack Sparrow and Barbosa were gay this whole time" post and whatever the hell was going on with that "Dinosaur King" post, we've entered a new era of fake tumblr stories.

scary-ivy

The thing is, old tumblr fake stories were so laughably hard to believe (then everyone clapped) that everyone on here feels confident that they can spot a fake story, and yet most people still don't check links or sources. So the userbase is absolutely primed to accept fake stories as long as they're semi-grounded and competently written, and even those who know they're fake will still reblog them for a laugh. Excited for what comes next.

headspace-hotel

My favorite piece of misinformation on this site was the john lennon butt crack post, because HOW was it supposed to occur to me to fact check the length of John Lennon's butt crack?

thechronicchillpill
thechronicchillpill

Hypervigilance can cause fatigue guys. PTSD can cause fatigue, anxiety and depression can cause fatigue, Bipolar can cause fatigue, any and all mental illnesses can.

Please understand if youre mentally ill and physically or emotionally fatigued, that is not you being lazy! It is your body and brain being tired of fighting your illness! You are tired because youve been fighting.

This struggle you are going through is real, please do not let yourself or anyone invalidate you further by saying youre lazy.

hoursofreading
canisitsnotlupus

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I think this is super important to remember.

rubyvroom

No kill shelters result in animals dumped on the highway and tossed in the river because the rescues wont take them. That’s the part they never tell you.

Meanwhile the spca will take every animal, and if they have to euthanize them at least it will be done kindly and not via neglect or cruelty.

rubyvroom

Because people in the notes are not getting this, let me explain:

No-kill shelters TURN AWAY animals. When they’re full - and they often are because most of these no-kill shelters are small - they stop taking them in. While they are “taking their time to find the right homes for every single animal”, many other animals never get in the door. Somehow they don’t count those animals, or track what happens to them. A success for them doesn’t include the ones they turned away. They’re taking their time because they can. 

The No-Kills who brag about 100% adoption rates are the worst, because they tend to reject the most. The animals who will be difficult to adopt out? They just don’t take those. Special needs? Too old? If they’re going to be hard to adopt out, they can claim to be full, even if they’re not. 

They are telling owners they absolutely cannot take their fifteen year old cat because they are full of litters of kittens. Adorable kittens that will turn over quickly, and boost their adoption numbers. So what happens to the fifteen year old cat? After days of being rejected at the shelters they get dumped on the side of the road somewhere, or worse. 

You cannot imagine the VOLUME of animals that a city shelter deals with. The kill shelters are not allowed to turn anyone away. The difficult cases, the special needs, the elderly, the feral. The dog that bites, the cat that pees everywhere. Every animal is going to be taken in and treated with kindness. They are going to be assessed and treated for their fleas and conditions and behavioral problems. They will get their time on the adoption floor. They will get the best chance possible to find a new home. And if it’s not possible, they will be humanely euthanized, and that cage space will go to the next animal who is already waiting for it. It never stops. While you were working on the paperwork to adopt out 1 cat, three people brought in 4 more. It’s a numbers game that you cannot win if you aren’t turning people away.

A lot of times kill shelters get the animals that the no-kill shelters refused to take. Maybe their owners bring them. Or maybe they got literally thrown in the garbage, abandoned, or put in a bag and tossed in the river, when the no-kill shelter said they were full. The police and rescuers will bring these poor injured animals to the city shelter where they will be cared for. The volunteers will spend days and weeks trying to wash the tar out of their fur, or treat their broken bones, or whatever other horrible thing has happened to them. They will feed and house them. They will put most of them in new homes. They will save many many more animals, by orders of magnitude, than a no-kill shelter ever will. A no-kill shelter will brag about dozens or maybe hundreds of  adoptions. Kill shelters are dealing in thousands of successful adoptions, and they still have to euthanize because it just isn’t enough. There are just so many animals to take in.

And then, after all this, the No-Kill Shelters get to claim the moral high ground somehow, and self-righteous types will refuse to adopt from the only shelter that takes absolutely everyone. It’s infuriating. 

grimthetransman
screamingatsquirrels

Hey I hate to have to ask but I have over $30,000 in medical bills from when I was having all those problems with my gallbladder last year plus other tests. And my health is just getting worse and worse and I might have more bills incoming. And since I'm so sick and having these health issues, I can't work, hell I have trouble lifting a small pack of soda whereas before I was throwing around 80lbs boxes of meat like they were nothing. If you can help at all, I will be so grateful forever.

(Please ignore my deadname)

Paypal.me/jessdeboe

Cashapp: @darkstiella

Venmo:@darkstiella-

screamingatsquirrels

Update: since im unable to work, I applied for medicaid and am going to try for disability as well

Let's hope they can help with some of the bills

Thing is, ive already paid over $50,000 and have $30,000 remaining

I dont want yall to think that I'm just freeloading and trying to get people to pay everything for me

You can ask anyone who knows me, they'll tell you I wouldn't be asking for help if I wasn't very very desperate

screamingatsquirrels

Update: $50/ $30,000

screamingatsquirrels

I have this plus charges from another hospital from when I had to stay in the mental hospital for a week

I can't get a job to help since I'm disabled

Im just so tired of feeling like everything is out of control

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screamingatsquirrels

If y'all don't feel comfortable with sending money to a stranger, I also have a redbubble! My name on there is still darkstiella bc I can't change it!

screamingatsquirrels
screamingatsquirrels

I dont have much money to my name and I also need to make rent

grimthetransman
grimthetransman:
“official-kircheis:
“cyle:
“kat:
“designpatternpirate:
“designpatternpirate:
“(via david)
This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever...
designpatternpirate

(via david)

This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.

designpatternpirate

And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:

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🤔🤔🤔

Source

cyle

i found an older one, like ID 13, but the timestamp was older than these, and someone at the time told me the early post IDs are a lie because the ID system was migrated at one point in the 2009 era. so we’d need to look by publish timestamp, not ID.

lemonbellflower
juniorcaptain

So context for the latest Oscar drama (2022 edition):

Chris Rock was presenting an award and made some jokes about certain stars in the crowd.

He noticed Jada Pinkett Smith has a shaved head and joked that she was going to star in GI Jane 2 (a movie where Demi Moore famously shaved her head).

Will Smith originally laughed, saw his wife wasn’t laughing, then got up, walked over to Chris, and slapped him.

Audio was muted where I was, but uncensored clips are out showing Will yelling at Chris to keep his wife’s name out of his mouth.

Will Smith has now won Best Actor and as I write this is giving a speech. He apologized to the Academy and has said protecting family is important.

punk-ndy

OP i hope you don't mind me hopping on to add further context to this, but here it is:

jada pickett smith has talked openly about suffering from alopecia, a condition that causes hair losee

this is the SECOND time chris rock has used his moment at the oscars to make a joke about jada pickett smith, specifically. the first was during his own hosting, when he joked about jada pickett smith boycotting the oscars that year for #oscarssowhite, saying that she "cant boycott what she wasn't invited to."